Not much money, but they didn’t ask too many questions and they didn’t have any nosy “fact checkers.”
“Well, well, well. If it isn’t little Katie Couric,”
She stood there, perky and defiant, atop a pair of muscular cheerleader’s calves that looked powerful enough to snap a co-anchor in two.
“Oh Danny, Danny, Danny!” she sobbed. “I’m in an awful fix! The auditors found over three million missing from the Nielsen account, and they’re blaming it on me!