Iowahawk
Not much money, but they didn’t ask too many questions and they didn’t have any nosy “fact checkers.”
“Well, well, well. If it isn’t little Katie Couric,”
She stood there, perky and defiant, atop a pair of muscular cheerleader’s calves that looked powerful enough to snap a co-anchor in two.
“Oh Danny, Danny, Danny!” she sobbed. “I’m in an awful fix! The auditors found over three million missing from the Nielsen account, and they’re blaming it on me!
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
22 June, 2007
17 May, 2007
Scientology
One of the best comments I have ever seen.
"It seemed to me that on one side you had representatives of a fanatical cult trying to foist its views on the rest of the world and on the other... the Church of Scientology.
Truly, they deserve one another."
Posted by Patrick Crozier
About the BBC
On Samzidata
Via the Instapundit.
What is even more funny is that I am sure this will top Google for a while when someone looks up Scientology.
"It seemed to me that on one side you had representatives of a fanatical cult trying to foist its views on the rest of the world and on the other... the Church of Scientology.
Truly, they deserve one another."
Posted by Patrick Crozier
About the BBC
On Samzidata
Via the Instapundit.
What is even more funny is that I am sure this will top Google for a while when someone looks up Scientology.
09 May, 2007
How to stomp out XSS and SQL injection at your company
Faced with a Cross Site Scripting and SQL injection problem the following compliance based info security process .should be implemented
After long intense thought and some discussion with colleagues, and in keeping with the successful SOX attestation control program I think the obvious solution is as follows.
Send a mail to all employees stating that for information security purposes it is a policy to remove the following keys from all company keyboards.
%
< >
!
~
&
#
[
]
:
Keys should be removed promptly and kept in a locked cabinet on the second floor. Only three people may have access to this cabinet.
If it is necessary to use one of these key it is possible to gain temporary access to them by filling out the appropriate Emergency Access Request ticket. Within 1 hour A temporary combination to the cabinet will be mailed to you and a log entry will be made so that any injected code can be traced back to the person that has the access at the time of the injection.
You can then retrieve the keys and use them for up to one day. (at your own risk)
For individuals that have need to use these keys on a regular basis it is possible to file for a SOX attestation exception so that you can be given access to a keyboard in a locked room when needed.
Yep I think this will match the spirit and effectiveness of most SOX Compliance processes perfectly.
;-)
After long intense thought and some discussion with colleagues, and in keeping with the successful SOX attestation control program I think the obvious solution is as follows.
Send a mail to all employees stating that for information security purposes it is a policy to remove the following keys from all company keyboards.
%
< >
!
~
&
#
[
]
:
Keys should be removed promptly and kept in a locked cabinet on the second floor. Only three people may have access to this cabinet.
If it is necessary to use one of these key it is possible to gain temporary access to them by filling out the appropriate Emergency Access Request ticket. Within 1 hour A temporary combination to the cabinet will be mailed to you and a log entry will be made so that any injected code can be traced back to the person that has the access at the time of the injection.
You can then retrieve the keys and use them for up to one day. (at your own risk)
For individuals that have need to use these keys on a regular basis it is possible to file for a SOX attestation exception so that you can be given access to a keyboard in a locked room when needed.
Yep I think this will match the spirit and effectiveness of most SOX Compliance processes perfectly.
;-)
06 April, 2007
Planet to be incenerated by March 26th
Via Classical Values
Instead we got this on April 4th.
Instead we got this on April 4th.
Looks like his latter graphs might be right on.
21 March, 2007
06 March, 2007
Virgin Prize
The Virgin - Gore CO2 reduction prize has a new contender.
Perhaps if everyone adds another hour or two to our sleep time we can help.
Perhaps if everyone adds another hour or two to our sleep time we can help.
10 February, 2007
26 January, 2007
18 January, 2007
Nostradamus
This pretty much sums up my thinking of his Quatrains.
Pretty funny from the land down under
And if you don't get what I am saying please stop reading my blog.
Forever
No really, don't come back.
:)
UPDATE:
Weird, I wrote this two days ago and posted it this morning before hitting newsgator where I saw this by Alex and followed it to this Dilbert. I am officially freaked out.
Pretty funny from the land down under
And if you don't get what I am saying please stop reading my blog.
Forever
No really, don't come back.
:)
UPDATE:
Weird, I wrote this two days ago and posted it this morning before hitting newsgator where I saw this by Alex and followed it to this Dilbert. I am officially freaked out.
16 January, 2007
The Purina Diet
From a Funny Email I got from my Wife
The Diet For The New Year
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina
for Lola and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse,
I told her no, I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes
coming out of most of
my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes
about bugged out of her
head. I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying
it. I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again.
I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a
tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog
food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt when a car
hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door.
The Diet For The New Year
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina
for Lola and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if
I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse,
I told her no, I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I
probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that
I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes
coming out of most of
my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes
about bugged out of her
head. I went on and on with the bogus diet
story and she was totally buying
it. I told her that it was an easy,
inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to
try it again.
I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a
tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog
food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt when a car
hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be
carried out the door.
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